Girls don’t have bowel movements

It’s true we don’t have bowel movements because we are made of sugar, spice and everything nice. (I’m thinking allspice).

We also don’t fart, sweat or swear.

We all wear a size 6 shoe, a size 4 dress and think every joke you tell is hilarious.

We do not use sarcasm.

We are all waiting to have sex till were married and love to cook and clean.

Girls dream of being barefoot and pregnant  in the kitchen waiting for you to come home to taste the cooking we’ve been slaving over all day.

We love to wash your dirty underwear, and pick up after you.

We always wear sexy lingerie, we don’t even know what the term “granny panties” mean.

We also never lie.

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